One of my client made me laughed non-stop. She called me yesterday noon. She is a nice and friendly lady. Her name is Julie. Well, it goes like this.

Julie: Hi my dear siti, how are you?

Me: Hey, Julie. Fine Thank you..

Julie: Wow, It’s been so long since I last call you and you still can remember my voice.

Me: Of course lah! You never fail to give us your support, how can I forget you? (Julie and myself laughed fakely.)

Julie: Girl, I sent you an email, one Job Posting to activate tomorrow. Anyway, you got any new free gifts, send to me lah, table calendar or what, or maybe calculator??? But I want table calendar.

Me: Eh, I thought I sent it to you last week. Have you received it? (Dia ingat aku bodoh babe!)

Julie: Eeerrrmmm, got meh?

Me: I got the records lah Julie, you k.k you know.. Hahahahaha!!! You want some more, say so lah.. Notty!

Julie: Hahahaha, how come you keep track? Send me some more lah. For my boss and for other staffs here.

Me: (I assumed she wants like 2 or 3 more) Oh, can. But attention it to who? I need their names, cos the Marketing Department control the calendars and the stamps. So, give me different names, easier to get approval cos cannot send so much at one go.

Julie: Ok, I will email you the names. Very hard to pronounce their names.

Me: Ok then, You email the names to me. I will draft the Job Ad for you and activate it tomorrow.

Julie: Hey Thank You Very Much.. I email you now hor! Bye!

I waited like 10 minutes. Upon seeing her email, I laughed like mad - sarcastically too! I thought she will be giving me like 2 or 3 names. That one I will try to request lah. But she send me one list of all her staffs, her big boss, her lady boss, her dunno what.. There were more than 25 names. Eh eh, makcik tua ni, melampau.. Banyak cantik muka dia!

I called her back and laughed at her. She laughed at her request too and told me, she was trying her luck. I told her, “Julie, you mad or what!” “Cannot lah, more than 25. Maximum 5.” (Ceh, macam kawan lama pulak! Sepak Muka baru tau!)