I received an sms yesterday morning around 10am. I was a bit cranky at that point of time. Maybe its PMS. But its normal for me to react in such manner to strangers and of course to MATS.

Unknown Number To Me - Cal saye (Call Me)

Me to unknown number - Who ARE U?

Unknown number - Boy

Me to unknown number - (Dah pissed off!!!) I don’t know any STUPID IDIOTIC BOY without any NAME! Who are you looking for!?

Unknown Number to Me - Awak yang suruh call pe..

You may think I’m stuckup but I just don’t like the idea of strangers having my phone number! I am a strict and particular lady when it comes to THIS. I dialed his number from my office phone. He answered in less than 5 seconds.

Me: HALLO!!! SIAPA NI?!?! (I know I sound rude but again I DON’T LIKE IT!)

Unknown Mat: Boy (Berani pulak si mat ni cakap dia boy lagi. mestilah dia boy, takkan betina!)

Me: WTF! Aku tau lah kau boy, kau tak kan takda nama?!

Unknown Mat: Boy Woodlands ar.. (WTF! I think he is obviously DUMBARSE, I asked his name and he told me where he stay!!)

Me: Eh bodoh, aku tak tanya mana kau tinggal, aku tanya nama kau. But anyway, kau cari siapa?! Mana kau dapat number aku ni?!

Unknown Mat: Lek ar girl. Aku cari Yan yishun. Takkan kau tak kenal aku..

Me: Huh, YAN?? Yishun?! Eh kau dengar sini, …. (interrupted!!)

Unknown Mat: Eh eh takda nama pe..

Me: Kau kan boy takda nama nye orang! Kau dengar sini, ni bukan Yan, aku tak kenal kau. Salah Nombor and you better stop calling or smsing me. You understand?! (I hung up)

What nonsense.. Never even tell me his name, and when I jolly call him ‘EH’, he couldn’t accept it. Dumb-Bell. My colleagues kept laughing at my conversation cos it was funny and I really tekan him. Then he sms me again lah!

Unknown Boy Woodlands (SMS me again) - Thanks eh geng..

Me: Geng kakak kau! Sejak bila aku jadi geng kau, mat! Kau tak faham bahasa eh. Aku cakap jgn sms, lagi2 kau sms. Bodoh ar kau!

Unknown Boy Woodlands: Asal kau kurangajar ni.. tapi tak pasal ar, kau tak kenal aku takpa. asalkan aku kenal kau. Take Care Yan.

Bloody Nonsense.. I can’t be bothered to reply him.



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