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I received an sms yesterday morning around 10am. I was a bit cranky at that point of time. Maybe its PMS. But its normal for me to react in such manner to strangers and of course to MATS.
Unknown Number To Me – Cal saye (Call Me)
Me to unknown number – Who ARE U?
Unknown number – Boy
Me to unknown number – (Dah pissed off!!!) I don’t know any STUPID IDIOTIC BOY without any NAME! Who are you looking for!?
Unknown Number to Me – Awak yang suruh call pe..
You may think I’m stuckup but I just don’t like the idea of strangers having my phone number! I am a strict and particular lady when it comes to THIS. I dialed his number from my office phone. He answered in less than 5 seconds.
Me: HALLO!!! SIAPA NI?!?! (I know I sound rude but again I DON’T LIKE IT!)
Unknown Mat: Boy (Berani pulak si mat ni cakap dia boy lagi. mestilah dia boy, takkan betina!)
Me: WTF! Aku tau lah kau boy, kau tak kan takda nama?!
Unknown Mat: Boy Woodlands ar.. (WTF! I think he is obviously DUMBARSE, I asked his name and he told me where he stay!!)
Me: Eh bodoh, aku tak tanya mana kau tinggal, aku tanya nama kau. But anyway, kau cari siapa?! Mana kau dapat number aku ni?!
Unknown Mat: Lek ar girl. Aku cari Yan yishun. Takkan kau tak kenal aku..
Me: Huh, YAN?? Yishun?! Eh kau dengar sini, …. (interrupted!!)
Unknown Mat: Eh eh takda nama pe..
Me: Kau kan boy takda nama nye orang! Kau dengar sini, ni bukan Yan, aku tak kenal kau. Salah Nombor and you better stop calling or smsing me. You understand?! (I hung up)
What nonsense.. Never even tell me his name, and when I jolly call him ‘EH’, he couldn’t accept it. Dumb-Bell. My colleagues kept laughing at my conversation cos it was funny and I really tekan him. Then he sms me again lah!
Unknown Boy Woodlands (SMS me again) – Thanks eh geng..
Me: Geng kakak kau! Sejak bila aku jadi geng kau, mat! Kau tak faham bahasa eh. Aku cakap jgn sms, lagi2 kau sms. Bodoh ar kau!
Unknown Boy Woodlands: Asal kau kurangajar ni.. tapi tak pasal ar, kau tak kenal aku takpa. asalkan aku kenal kau. Take Care Yan.
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Yes girl. quite hilarious but its the fact! 
i wonder if such thing is more predominant among mats & malays in general. calling any girl’s number and trying their luck. abit pathetic in my opinion. hiding behind a phone to get to know a gurl
last i aso kena before. some crazy gay stalker, how they get ur number is sometimes unbelievable, frens passing-passing number. they already know ur hp no, what if they know ur address. now that one scary thought
if only got such service where next time they sms/call u, redirect to someone’s hp number in the north pole or something … haha
cheers
I get this kind of phone calls once in a blue moon. it pisses me off too when they’re not truthful about where they get my number from. normally after i notice they’re not willing to tell me any details, i’ll threatened that person that i’ll pass his number to the police. they won’t disturb u after that. but i’m not sure if they passed around my number after that in unwanted places, if u know what i mean. so just say police to them and they’ll scramble like mad. wahahahaha!
shah – a gay stalker. omg, thats really scary. how come gay get attracted to you? did you potray a different image to them? geez… geli nye.. heheh! if they get my address, thats it, i will karate them! wa ta, ai yak, boosh! (sound effect cocked up sikit)
teeshah – i get all kind of calls, sometimes even from bangla.. and they dont really understand english,so they keep calling until i scold and scream at them. worse, they call me at night when im sleeping!!!
regarding to what shah has said, guess what?
it happened to my secondary school mate a few years ago, whereby there will be this prank caller who keeps calling him on his hp. so what my friend did was he diverted his phone calls elsewhere. as he had idd caller, whoever he recognised, he picked up the calls.
and if the prank caller, who used an unknown (private number), called, my sec sch mate will let the call be diverted. you know where? haha. to the donation line ($50). so each time the prank caller calls, hahahaha, POOF! there goes $50. and if i am not wrong, the prank caller called a few times before stopping.
poor him and his handphone bills (:
what an idiot
FYI, i’m a gay magnet. haha
attract more guys than gurls … yes pathetic
well if u want to learn to run, rather than karate … just ask
thank god I’ve never encountered such stuff…
shak – hahah, serve him/ her right.. smart right ur friend. all of you out there, should try! haha!
lin – hehe, im sure you got that kind of call before right from dunno which bloody idiotic moron MAT!
shah – gay magnet. oh no shah, dont ever think of switching to gay (even of you are more attracted to guys). you are still young though coming to 28, still young ok.. dont give up, keep on trying.. you will soon find one gadis melayu mu..
im not good in running, how about jogging?!
nana – you are lucky girl..