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Time Start Blogging: 11.42pm, 5th April 07
I am terribly shagged! I was on leave today, accompanied dear mom to Tan Tock Seng Hospital for her MRI Scanning. Which of course cost a half-hole in my pocket but anything for dear mom. Anyway, it is our responsibility as a daughter. I set my alarm at 6am but I woke up at 5.30am, because one pathetic nightmare I had about JobsDB.Com. I won’t say much for this entry. I need sleep. I need to rest before my legs give way and I can just collapse on the floor and doze off.


$1.40 at Prima Deli.

My mom thought so.

I was not allowed to follow mom! Damnit!

Oh shit! Starting my nonsense again.


Kwang Kwang Kwang…

Ewww…. please, cute? My cats are cuter. Duh!

Yes. I better not try to be sweet or I will give you diabetes.

Eeermmm Nothing… Just!

kan kan kan kanbelan ah! Hur Hur Hur…

See… I told you. I am sleepy! I am talking to my own pictures.

Puke? Haters will puke. Lovers will drool and go like awwww so sweet.. OMFG!!! Yanni has went overboard this time. She is truly certified perasan nak mampos!!! HAHAAH! I lurve to irritate you haters. Yeah, only people like you, uhuh, and you, and you and only haters like you hate me. You want to know why! Cos my mouth is like a farkin laser who always beat the shit out of you. Yet you claimed you can’t be bothered. Too bad, cos the truth is you are all so damn pathetic faggots of all mother faggots who are born to be losers!
Ok I am just messing around. This is not me. I don’t look down on others for no rhyme or reasons. Headscarfs or no headscarfs on. National Institute Education or Woodbridge Hospital. Loaded or Broke. Car or Bicycle. Bungalow or Straw house which three little piglets built. Tak ikut pangkat atau darjat! Semua sama sahaja (Everyone is the same). Manusia (Humans). Kau mati, kau mengadap satu jugak. Allah. Ok. Stop Me. Stop Me. Now! Now! Before I open up the Haram or Halal Module (ceh like real..) Or start doing devil comic strip and people ended up unhappy. Tak Patut! Tak Patut! Aku lah yang tak patut. Korang tak. Korang baik… ok, yanni shut up!!!

Heheh.. I got more. But shy lah. Yanni trying to become girl-girl. Eeewww!

Phew at last…

Don’t get me wrong. I wasn’t trying to flaunt my shape which is not perfect like a model or miss universe. Anyway, I covered that with ARROW right. Some more what you all want! I am trying to tell you what does it says for that design at the back of my jeans. Cos tooooooooo many of you asking me. I mean not through blog. But face to face. Penat TAU tak!

My mom! Love you very much. If anyone bully you, I sanggup bunuh sepak terajang dia, biar aku mati atau masuk jail asalkan dia dapat! Issh Violent ah! I am just expressing my love for her lah. So, can you tell what kind of love is this, I had for my mom?ok Enough! Bye!
After the scanning, I went to Singapore School Driving Centre to book my Final Theory Test which I missed last month. Shit! How much I regretted! Cos I need to wait for 2 months! In additional to that, I got to renew my Provisional Driving Licence - S$25 again!
Nope, it is not the end yet for this entry. Met Teni at Tampines to survey some bikes. He got his Class 2A licence 7 months ago. It is time for him to change his small bike to a bigger bike. Yup. He is super excited, he really wanted it so much. Pssst!!! It is Advance Birthday Gift for him. Ok! Not the whole amount. I will karate him. But it will be half! Hehe! Don’t worry. I got an advance birthday gift from him too. Hard Earned Money. I still feel so bad about it and this is the Most Expensive Gift I ever receive in my whole life from a boyfriend. Nope! I am not a money-minded person. Neither I am calculative. I had never live on or depend on anyone’s money ever since I started work at the age of 16. I am known for my financially independent status. But he said I deserved this birthday gift and I know he really meant it. I have been a good girlfriend. I know… Self Praise means No Praise. Thank you very much Teni. Really.
He have been working very hard. I am glad he love his job. We went through a lot right. Ok! I could go on and on. I can fall asleep anytime on my keyboard. It’s 12.25am. I better make a move now.
You want to know what is my advance birthday gift. I got it here. But! Wait till 15th July 07!


There's a choice in everything you do. You must always keep in mind that the choice you make in the end makes you.



Ewah posing maut many many times you, kalau i, enough shots to last a week on my blog, haha :-p
public hol is here, Hapi Good Friday. World peace
shah - ah ah seh. posing maut terbiat. that one, if anyone walk pass and come in that cubicle and saw me alone doing stupid faces, confirm i malu!!! hahahah! to last a week. heeh, you try, you try, best! zzzzzzZZZZZZzzz
world peace. errr no use. blog peace.
Shhhh yanii ke..
I will tell you on msn na..
Not safe to say dese ting on .. you know..
Msn safer na
*wink* I think you know.
Do you really think I mean that? *Shhh* but you know.
is called..
Butter-up
… smuuching.
HEHEHEHEHEEHEH.
muuuuuuuuuuuuua!
p.s yanni na.. you know im your best bitch, you really think i would go dirty on yew? HELL NO. not in a million yers.. ill tell you on msn ke.
Tehkura
aka: Sexy tea turtle
btw.. purple really suit you.. show off your eye more! Eventhough I HATE purple. that shirt looks nice ke
Fuh. posing tak nak kalah! hahahha. anwyay, ur mak very hip hop cool eh specs karer purple/pink. heh.
chocolate wafer!!!
i like!!!!!!
dakota (tehkura) - this boy sound like japanese na.. so des ne.. hehe, you are very notty boy. but i love you, you are my best bitch. very mean boy! hur hur hur.. purple, blue and turqoise suits me a lot!!! my eye??? you mean more gothic? that’s it! i will look more fierce and stuckup, dont mess around face.
Faddy - tu lah, dia very the stylo milo. nak color yang make her look cheerful and fresher.. you belum nampak my mom when she is younger. we look farkin alike.
eddyboi - you like! i can buy 20 for you. ah makan kau sampai tak leh makan.
nice right but senang muak.
Hey Yanni! You’re so sweet your nearly gave me diabetes (laughs)
Your sweetness can really rival the strawberry sundae from McDonalds! Haha! Anyway it is just so nice of you to accompany your mom for the MRI scan. What a filial daughter! Thumbs up and kudos to you!
Oh I’ve just completed your tag! Sorry I took such a long time to do!
teddy - hahah! that diabetes sentence comes from my boyfriend when he smsed me. awww yanni you are sweet you can give me diabetes.. im a notty filial daughter gf bestfriend enemy too..
Yan sayang.. you so nakal man!!! HAHAHA!!
I was so happy can bukak your blog then I saw all the photos lol!! Killing 2 birds with one stone, you kacau dorang and get to camwhore with a reason=)
I have to like take 100000000000000 shots to get 10 nice ones so you would hardly see me in my blog=P
I lagi buat bende tu now but macam buntu my kepala.. tak cukop tido ah.. My mom’s work yang I lagi tolong her macam tak habis habis haha!!=P
Btw.. your mom has a kick ass phone in comparison to my koyak one man.. MUST upgrade asap HAHHAHA!!=p
dee - hahahah!!! i am a good multi tasker.. hhahah!!! takpa kita boleh practice banyak2 kali sampai no need to take 10000000000 shots, no need photoshop also. hey dee, seriously takmu lah susah2, dont waste time on that. just ignore. cos tu bukan i nye hal. biarkan lah.. my mom ni kalah youngster. i nye hp 3 tahun belum tukar. di dah tukar 2 hp in 1 year. lawan taukeh.
Wow, banyaknye gambar!
What license are you taking? Car or bike?
marina-
kiasu lah.. gila terbiat…
car.. used to take bike but give up halfway at 2 schools cos i malas but tau ride ah. im very semangat 2 minit.. but this class 3, i cannot quit halfway but doing it slowly…
Hello yanyan ke..
Omg.. Yur mammy actually hink that look like hotdogs?
OMG…
all i knew is it look so delicuz!
dakota - hahaha! yeah she is mad like me. she tot that looks like hotdog when she viewed that picture from my digicam.
Hey, u know how you said we should chop that bitch girl from my school mouth off? i got a better idea soooooo inspirational and next time we get mad at a blogger or something, let this be the yani+dakota sentence that we use.
“Chop that bitches puki off and nail it to a wall!”
MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
puki so siki ke.. uki uki uki! pompom.. omg.. puki lalalalala…. PUKI LAKSA……….eeeeeeeew
dakota - oh my god.. are you being possessed by a devil? hahahah! you are mad, you make that word sounds so horrible. hahah!! i will teach you more malay words ok!