Posted by Yanni at 12.54AM (40 views)
Good News. I got myself a new job last 2 days. But I think I wanna resign cos It’s damn tiring and hectic. And by the way, this is not a paid job for god sake. Someone from Dubai offer me this job. Like hello, someone from Dubai sia, offer me to become her partner. I should be honored right? Without hesitating, I accepted her offer and started yesterday. I really envy her, she is so damn passionate with her job. A dedicated woman from Dubai. She have been working like almost 4 years. I think so, let me double confirm with her again.
What kind of farking Job is that? Well, enclosed below are the specifications.
MUKA SAMPAN.CO PTE LTD is currently expanding and we are looking for hot & pretty girls (please take note that candidates must not be sampan-looking face as not to override the original muka sampan face) to join us as a:
The requirements are:
- You must have a blog
- Young & Energetic
- Willing to travel and stay outdoors
- Willing to stay online 24 hours and get the latest updates
- Have the capability to act
- Only Singaporeans are welcome as you need to stalk a Singapore Lady
- Experience is an advantage but not essential
- Must know how to talk like ms. berbual world (oopps)
- Must be able to scrutinize and have the ability to search for more informations about one Singapore Lady, DH.
MUKA SAMPAN.CO PTE LTD
Closing Date: 30th May 07
Only short listed candidates will be notified.
Yanni: Well, (shy shy face) I got an offer as a STALKER. 2 days, I already feel like giving up. How about that muka sampan? For bloody dunno how many years! She still won’t give up, I wonder how she manage it. I salute you lah sampan. That dumb arse sure never say die one huh. She got so many split personality. Yup, a good actress. Well, she graduated from New York Acting School. She is now working her way up from a maid in Dubai to an actress. Well, muka sampan, all the best. I did told you not to mess around with me or anyone related to me right? Didn’t I? You think I am going to give you free publicity here in my blog by exposing your ugly face picture together with your fagot-looking husband? Hahah! You love to kecoh right? Let me teach you what is kecoh then since you love to kecoh so much! Ooopsss, I am so sorry. I keep thinking that you are a Malay. I forgot lah that you are like Eurasian and all.
Good Night Stalker. You rock my world.
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