My New Job
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Good News. I got myself a new job last 2 days. But I think I wanna resign cos It’s damn tiring and hectic. And by the way, this is not a paid job for god sake. Someone from Dubai offer me this job. Like hello, someone from Dubai sia, offer me to become her partner. I should be honored right? Without hesitating, I accepted her offer and started yesterday. I really envy her, she is so damn passionate with her job. A dedicated woman from Dubai. She have been working like almost 4 years. I think so, let me double confirm with her again.
What kind of farking Job is that? Well, enclosed below are the specifications.
MUKA SAMPAN.CO PTE LTD is currently expanding and we are looking for hot & pretty girls (please take note that candidates must not be sampan-looking face as not to override the original muka sampan face) to join us as a:
DH STALKER
The requirements are:
- You must have a blog
- Young & Energetic
- Willing to travel and stay outdoors
- Willing to stay online 24 hours and get the latest updates
- Have the capability to act
- Only Singaporeans are welcome as you need to stalk a Singapore Lady
- Experience is an advantage but not essential
- Must know how to talk like ms. berbual world (oopps)
- Must be able to scrutinize and have the ability to search for more informations about one Singapore Lady, DH.
mukasampan@sampan.com
MUKA SAMPAN.CO PTE LTD
Closing Date: 30th May 07
Only short listed candidates will be notified.
Yanni: Well, (shy shy face) I got an offer as a STALKER. 2 days, I already feel like giving up. How about that muka sampan? For bloody dunno how many years! She still won’t give up, I wonder how she manage it. I salute you lah sampan. That dumb arse sure never say die one huh. She got so many split personality. Yup, a good actress. Well, she graduated from New York Acting School. She is now working her way up from a maid in Dubai to an actress. Well, muka sampan, all the best. I did told you not to mess around with me or anyone related to me right? Didn’t I? You think I am going to give you free publicity here in my blog by exposing your ugly face picture together with your fagot-looking husband? Hahah! You love to kecoh right? Let me teach you what is kecoh then since you love to kecoh so much! Ooopsss, I am so sorry. I keep thinking that you are a Malay. I forgot lah that you are like Eurasian and all.
Good Night Stalker. You rock my world.
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all i know they were all from bbdc private side
wahahahha.. that is like super funny sia!!!
how does a muka sampan looks like personally ah??
i so wanted to know!!
wahahahhaha.. issit the old sampan where got lots of algae, or worst?????
wahhahahahah
Siapa siak muka sampan..?? Hahahah.. I can so imagine..
Last time I have a fren in school they call muka sabit.. because he have a long curvy chin and from the side he looks like the crescent… hahaha
So if muka sampan.. I take it that it’s almost similar??!!
eddyboi – hahaha… this is just to agitate that someone. meanwhile, you can just imagine about her uneducated & shallow attitude friends.
edroos – you got it just right! perfect!!! muahaha! sabit? hahha!!! oklah dia sampan, teman-teman nya sabit. boleh lah, sajak tu satu gang. (confirm dorang sakit hati seh baca ni comment..)
the thing which i cant & dont understand is why these humans love to comment and reply tags without real identity and valid url link. i guess you know how it feels right. and tak berani langsung nak leave comment here but talk so much at other ppl’s outlet. oh ya i forgot its their beloved friend.
Eh muka sabit ke, muka sampan ke, muka ke hape2 ke…
Eh ape kena la bermuka2 datang sibuk2 kat blog org.. kalau nak muka2 pun tunjuklah muka.. Issyy.. agaknya tak berani ke takut bersemuka.. Ya la.. manatahu nanti muka kena sepak.. nanti baru padan muka..
Issyy.. muka sampan ni muka tak tahu malu..
Eh best eh pakai word muka banyak2…
Edroos – tak padan tau ni arab guy, very the laser too… muahaha, hey i dah lama link u up. you link me up back. and btw the outing for the makan kakis, my bf working lah, tak kan i nak gi alone. malu seh beta.
hahahah what the! im speechless. klaka ah u yanni!
Faddy – eheheh, sengaja lah nak sakit hati adinda2 di dubai. hahaha!!! my friend baca my job descriptions, semua ketawa and said i takda kerja…
ish betul sarcastic dia … woohooooo Laser has left the building
shah –
hahah
I was reading this post and oh my..I was laughing reading this entry. U’re so funny lah.. Hehe! Neway just bloghopping from Nadia’s bloggie. Take care…
Idasie – thanks for dropping by. muahahahah!!! i know its funny. sungguh menyakiti hati kan? ahahah!!!
omg babE! Im like so slow la……gorgeous new layout! i love the colour…rich and classy without being too girly.
Shaz - thanks dear. i love my new layout too!!! very much!!! me no girly, i dont like the girly attitude.
Hahahaha! Indeed it’s funny and with the replies and tags, lagilah made me laugh! Btw u were at the bloggers night? Gosh! So sorry kalau tak talk..hehe! I very shy one. Shall we link up?
idasie –
nope i didnt come to the bloggers dinner, ada hal sikit. so no worries. u shy one? takpa, kalau dgn i, you terus jadi kecoh. tak percaya, tanya nadya. hahah!!! sure why not, link me up.. i will add in yours soon.
Oooo u weren’t there?? Hahaha! Alamak then I got the wrong person la ni. Sheeesh! Paiseh kejap.. LOL!
Hahaha! I love people who are kecoh. At least I can also join sekaki. Hehe! Okayz..I will link u up. Thanks alot babe!
Anyway, this is my current website. So add me here can? Thanks alot..
idasie – ok sure, i will change the link soon. i nak tido.. ngantok!