armchair critic = tangankerusi mengutuk ~ errmm…
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Yanni proudly present the launching of ArmChair Critic – 27 June 07.
When he talks, just listen. If you don’t want to listen, just read. If you don’t want to read, get lost, maybe to the toilet or what… Oooopppsss, too much. Don’t start! Yanni!!! you and you bitchy mouth. Can you stop it! Try to be sweet, demure and more kind. Demure – I cannot make it. I will be demure to my cats and kittens only. Ok I can’t imagine that. Enough of my ranting like a biatch. Just kidding ya.
P.S: Ed! Mana lah muka kau kat armchair tu? Confirm you take picture of yourself a lot of times, then asked nadia to take for you. Then, you feel so agitated and gave up. Aiya, you never tell me lah. If not I can at least give suggestion to put my face there. But of course I won’t do step snobbish mintak kena slap face lah, I will do a nice retarded face with mata kero and tongue sticking out. Confirm a lot of fans want to be your member punya… I swear. I can predict already. Muahahahahah!!!! Crap. The moment I saw your new header, i got so fidgety and excited!
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Yes girl. quite hilarious but its the fact! 
ok tak boleh tahan – tangan kerusi mengutuk??
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you make me laugh amidst my sealion-sounding coughs
mmm..i think it’s time to revamp our blog too…just a little bit. yanni help!
btw where are you holidaying? have fun! we all need a break, eh? aidil and i are going to kl to watch my bro run and to makan!
syima – sealion cough? macam mana tu bunyi nye.. hahah!!! i want to link you up ok? can? tak boleh pon, i link you up jugak.
shaz - you want to revamp ur blog too? but what kind of theme? legchair critic? muahahah!!! ok i better not say much abt this, else ed will throw the chair at me. taknak beta kaki tangan patah2. i can help on the blogskin, but you got to give me time. i got 2 more to go. i will do yours after i come back from holiday.
me going to KL & Genting. you want to watch your bro run?? why? oh ok you mean the olympics? makan?!!! where good place to makan at K.L? recommend me lah. when you going? i makan2 thingy, not expert like you and aidil.
adodoi – morning2 so many questions i asked you.
Wahahah… merepek ah kau Yanni.. tangan kerusi mengutuk!!?? Hahahahha..
On a serious note.. thank you for the ‘pimping’! When I seriously register this association, you’ll be nominated to be our Marketing & Promo Director k. Will give you a big office. Kau boleh pakai kot everyday. Lagi2 kalau ada meet the critic sessions.
Ala if you suggested earlier on the mata kero and tongue stick iut picture I would have put it up.. yalah confirm banyak fans.. POPULAR la terus…!!!
Eh ..
Have fun with the holiday eh! Take care and we’ll catch up when you’re back!!
Hmm.. I also need holiday la.. but no more leave!!!
edroos –
norm for me, i love to merepek. serious note sey.. kekekek! no problem lah ed for the pimping. very fast what. anyway i like to pimp ppl around. cos I am a P.I.M.P. (so dont forget to dress up like a drag, come to geylang lor 12 with me, do a good service to the ppl out there!! or i let you choose, you want orchard tower? )
ok ah marketing & promotion director! best tu job title! gaji kau bayar berapa?
i am sick of office wear. so can i come to the big office with pyjamas? only critics session i will wear office wear, cos when we critic, we must be presentable. hahahah!!! tulah, want to do blog header, dont want to tell your marketing n promo director! kan sekarang cannot be popular anymore!
you no need to apply leave lah, u just go only. i give you leave. go go with nadia. nadia you at home only right, nvm i just give you leave. i mktg promo director – so everythg can! goo fill up the leave form and submit to me.
eh i banyak berbual lah!
I HAVE A MILLION AND ONE MAKAN SUGGESTIONS FOR KL. GO TO CHILI’S! U WON’T REGRET. BUT COME WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH. i typed in caps cos talking about food in KL makes me very excited. Try NANDO’S also. Or THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY. TEXAS MEXICAN FOOD! if you wanna see pics, just do a search on my blog. try their huge-ass burgers and their chilli cheese fries on hotplate. try their fajita nachos with guacamole and pico de gallo! buy back bottles of Nando’s African peri peri chili ranging from mild to fiery hot!
be adventurous! avoid stuff u can find here like secret recipes or swensen’s or pizza hut or fastfood or malay/ indian hawker food. PIG OUT!!
aidil and i have planned our breakfast, lunch and dinner menus already!! hahahaha. This time. we are going to try Piccolo Mondo (italian) and also Dome’s all-day American breakfast brunches! woooohoooo!
kl and genting….have a great time babe!!
my brother’s in KL already today. he’s competing in the international games there. he’s in track. 100m, 200m and relays. =)
email ok me if you want to know the location of the restaurants, how to get there, what’s good to order and what the portions are like, and how much to budget. =)
Tangan kerusi mengutuk?? Hahahahah! That title is hilarious!! Direct translation aye.. LOL!
And u’re going Genting?? Me nak ikooootttt!! Pack me in ur luggage!! hahaha!
shaz – wow, that’s a lot of places. i not so adventurous lah when comes to food. i don’t even know where to start. im the type if once i like one thing, i will stick to it until i die.
maybe you want to tell me the good place to eat around KLCC. not too far. i very the malas to go all the way in hot weather unless its during night time. im puteri lilin. haha! oh your bro in kl already… dah besar can be like sha.tc.
idasie – how to pack you in the luggage??? kemek-kemek kan you? you besar ke kecik. kalau kecik tak payah kemek-kemek kan. ahahah!!! i don’t know why i can come up with so many loyar buruk stuffs… hahah!!!
cannot! cannot link me up ~
must meet you first, then let me slobber you with my pent-up teen angst, and then can link up! amaciam?
have fun holidaying! mine will be in mid-july and i hope people won’t bubble the plans these time round *prays hard since i need a break from all the sin-ja-poorian atmosphere*
Did i read wrongly or what?? Hahaha I thought this post was about the armchair critic association…?? Hahaha there’s mention about food and food places and all ni?? Aiyo comprehension fail…hahahahha. Okie no i forgot nanti kena sue siak, better keep it to the topic. Hahahahaha.
Oh yes shall i translate armchair critis in mandarin? Perhaps it might sound funnier. Hahaha but goodness, i know what is arm and what is chair in mandarin, but i have no idea what critic is sia! Tsk horrible.
Okie let’s try indian translation then…errrrrrrr armchairkritiklar! Hahahahaha..okie paiseh I am full of nonsense.
And we shall meet when ur back from ur holiday with the darling k. Hahaha, dammit was supposed to meet tmr seh!! Grrr, nevermind, u enjoy ur holiday haha, i shall bug u when ur back!! Erm and i hope ur hotel room is twin beds eh, not one queen sized bed eh!! Hahahahhahaa don’t naughty naughty Yanni!!
Oh and thank god Ed kept this armchair association thingy on low-key, if not ah nanti orang steal idea lagi, tak boleh have the launch!!!! hahahahahaha
syima – meet me first??? for makan or for bitching or networking? makan ok lah. for bitching, see how ah, see my mood.. for networking – no thanks ah, tak kuasa. for you to pent up tenn-angst – sure can… i will just watch and listen, do nothing..
hahah! yeah tell me about it lah, sing – jia – por – ri yan – sing – a po-dah!
drubilee – wahlau weh…. you read wrong or what? you blind or what? yanni comprehension always fail one. but composition can make it!!! marketing strategies – public relations skills also can make it… hahaha!!! or maybe join in lah our conversations abt food n places. aku kan jakon about places and food…
ya lah meet after i come back. but please lah im not into kumar’s nite. i mean not HARD ROCK for god sake. tempat merepek seh… so many places, you all chose that place. so many days, you all chose monday.
queen size bed – eh no lah. twin beds but i combine both to one. makhsiat nye pompan! that’s it ah, lepas ni confirm got roaring woman roar kat sini. try lah, waiting sia… im not naughty ok. im so the fierce. i wont let teni bully or touch me. i know aikido taekwando dodo ok.. hahah!!!
what do you mean by steal idea lagi? who? when? what? hhhhmmmm… ok bye chilli woman
don’t worry….KLCC has Nando’s and Chili’s. =) Have fun! I think they have manhattan fish market (boring), secret recipes (yawn), italiannies (yum) and more. knock yourself out.
aidil and i think that bec life is too short, anything is worth trying once! =)
and yeah..my bro trains like crazy and makes a lot of sacrifices while most kids his age are happily gallivanting around malls after school, playing PSP, eating junkfood. but not him. im sure he can relate with sha.tc. i think athletes here don’t get enough recognition for their blood and sweat. sad.
shaz –
yummy thank you so much… anytime i can look for the both of you when comes to FOOD. hahah!! manhattan boring? serious!!!!
you are right! exactly. sin- jia – po dah! thats good of your bro. instead of wasting his time, he make full use of it… good! really.
Hahaha manhattan boring? To me suma boring la, including fish and co, Fishermans wharf and all…suma so fancy dancy for what. Aiyo Pasar punya ikan yang goreng sendiri la paling sedap!! haahahahahaha….
But then again what would people know about pasar kan…OH i am sorry, I meant LIBERTY MARKET hahahahaha or JASONS perhaps. HEH.
Pantat.
And yanni, KL is for u to explore babe…Don’t listen to people’s recommendation…haha remember a certain someone saying NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME TASTE…hahahaha ape yang orang cakap sedap tak semestinye sedap.
And I am sure KL has more to offer than merely what people recommend.
GAWD i hate dictators siak. Grrrrrrr………………..
sorry for flooding your tagboard….hehe. but one thing i definitely follow closely is the F&B scene here and yes, Malaysia. not politics, not business but FOOD! haha.
IMHO, manhattan fish market is boring. nothing to shout about. fish and co’s menu beats it hands down and the quality/ servings are better/ bigger. manhattan is a bit gimmicky with the whole “open flame over the seafood platter infront of your customers” act which does nothing for the food. on the other hand, i’ve been dining at fish and co since 2003 and it never fails to satisfy. lol.
btw, nando’s is at the basement of KLCC. chili’s is on the third floor overlooking the park + fountain. great view, great service! you will definitely enjoy! everyone whom aidil and i take there love it to bits!
don’t forget breadtalk and dunkin donuts at the basement too! =) ENJOY!
ok enough flooding. haha. bye bye!
Hur Hur, its no wonder travel brochures/mags don’t sell anymore.
Kind of lame, this blog.
yanni says: HANTU – MAK KAU PUNYA puki anak sundal. dengan aku kau jangan main gila kau faham! anak sundal. siapa ajar kau! mak bapak kau! (oooppss sorry to my other readers – this is yanni’s alter ego but she don’t care you know hahaha!!! eeerrrmmm ok not funny)
DONT THINK I DONT KNOW WHO THE FARK YOU ARE!!! Do YOU WANt ME TO EXPOSE UR SHITS!!! RIGHT HERE IN MY BLOG WITH ALL UR FUCKING ADDRESS AND DETAILS!!!
yeah lame. you just know? how long have you been reading? and why took you so long to have the bloody courage to comment me? i love you lah. at last kau menjelma. why now? why only now? your parents just managed to get up from their grave and then gave their supports, cheering you from behind. hantu hantu hantu!!!
hantu nama tak style bangau! lain kali letak casper! go and ask your grandma with no teeth or even the braces to suck your dad’s dick. im one uncivilized who you can try to mess around with your lame invalid email address. qornio nama bapak kau kan! ke nama mak kau? eh kau buat kerja ni lame tau… kind of lame – wowoooowowowoowowowwo!
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to whoever –
http://www.namaii.com/readme/
STOP IT! thanks! i wont delete nor i wont unapproved any comments. even hate comments. all of you have choices on what to comment in the first place right? before commenting, surely you all got think twice right? so since you all decided to leave comment and prefer attacking indirectly. dont think that i approved your comments – that means im the bad person or whatever! since you all want it. sure why not. i approved all your comments. gasak korang lah…
- just dont think im stupid and uneducated about laws or blog rules.
- don’t implicate me in this matter. whoever starts in your blog, please stop. i got nothing against all of you. unless you come and step my tail!
- i pimped someone doesn’t mean i support die hard fans
- i have my own standings and i think i bloody knows who im dealing with
- if whoever cross in my line, she or he or whichever fit bapok comes in trying to attack me with whatever – i will not hesitate to do what i should do.
- i made myself clear. i don’t want foes because of this matter – this type of matter not my standard! i don’t fight and i don’t get involve in such stuffs.
- now you all want to fight, jump down from the building or kill each other, go and do whatever you all want.
- i don’t care whoever is popular here! i don’t farking care. want popularity? go and eat shit!
it ends here. now. thank u. im going for holiday in 7 hours time. give me a break.
Hahaha kan kan kena marah dgn blog owner…okie okie i zip up…
hahaha…
U have a good holiday eh!! as u said 7 more hours, hahahaha have fun!
i critiqued a restaurant…so chill.
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I’m taking over
Yanni bye bye, u have fun
Getting out of hand
You know it, I know it
No sides taken