Smirnoff – Turnoff

I think July is a hot month for me. Not because it’s my birthday which had passed 2 weeks ago. It was hot cos there are more than 10 idiots who pissed me off and turned me off to the max! Yesterday there were 3 idiots who turned me off. 1 of them turned me off early morning while I was rushing to work, waiting for a cab. The story goes like this…

I woke up late as usual. I rushed and waited for a bloody cab or a bloody sbs 811 bus to turn up! While waiting with grumpy face, I heard someone calling me as if I am a bird! I don’t what’s the actual word for it but let me describe to you. I am sure that you all know only MATS & MINAHREPS, AH LIANS & AH BENGS, The Mamas and their black chix who loves to gendang the table like tabla under the void decks like as if it’s a bhangra night; they all love to ’swit’ at people when they want to call somebody. With their lips, they ‘feewitt‘ or ’suuweet’ here and there. Ok whatever lah! But I hope you all get what I am trying to describe. Hahaha! It’s the wolf call lah. Back to my story.

Someone ’swit’ at me, I am damn particular when comes to this, especially in the morning behaving like Kanina! I was about to turn my head and show a middle finger at that someone. Then I am shocked to see my ex schoolmate whom I ever quarrelled when I was 17. Ok so he is the idiot who ’swit’ at me and the idiot name is Razak.

Idiot: Eh Hi, you still live this area? You remember me or not?

Me: Yes I do remember you. *Forced Smile*

Idiot: You going to work?