You go geylang already? Me? Not yet!

I didn’t have the chance to visit Geylang for Hari Raya Puasa this year. I wonder how is the situation and the scenery at Geylang! I miss Keropok Lekor, I miss Ramli Burger, I miss the junk foods. But I hate the crowd, I hate the minahs with their SUPER THICK MAKEUP & their SUPER EXPOSED outfits, catwalking, staring at the other females but smiling cheekily at the MATS. I also hate the super dilly-dally walk, walking round & round the Geylang buying nothing. What the fuck is wrong with you people? But some are just couples showing off their Boyfriend & Girlfriend to the public. What the fuck sia you all thinking!

The Mats face will go like - “Hey I got a nice sexy girlfriend…. Then the other minute – Eh mat, why you keep looking at my girl, you sick ah!”

The Minahs will go like – “My boyfriend is so cool and handsome and terror with all the tattoos. Wow so cool. Then the other minute – Eh woman, why you keep looking at my guy? I am more jambu looking than you lah!” *Dirt off your shoulder* (Ceh Deh Bah.. Dah terror ni anak2.)

And this is the reason why I haven’t still visit the Geylang to buy certain stuffs. Cos I am so disgusted by all these funny creatures. Go to geylang as if got one fashion show and like want to sign up for dancing modeling competition.

I heard the Geylang is full of Mimpi Manis songs. Dangdut gelek! Mimpiku mimpi mimpi manis… Tu Mas Aldi jahat! Aku tak suka dia lagi! Desi & Tora very the cute. Lilis, lu nye muka mintak kena sepak lah, bodoh nye pompan, gi balik kat Mas Aldi buat apa! Gi lah kat Fajri! Dia kan dah berubah. Goblok Nye pompan!! Tu Linda & Rena muka macam brengset!