You go geylang already? Me? Not yet!
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I didn’t have the chance to visit Geylang for Hari Raya Puasa this year. I wonder how is the situation and the scenery at Geylang! I miss Keropok Lekor, I miss Ramli Burger, I miss the junk foods. But I hate the crowd, I hate the minahs with their SUPER THICK MAKEUP & their SUPER EXPOSED outfits, catwalking, staring at the other females but smiling cheekily at the MATS. I also hate the super dilly-dally walk, walking round & round the Geylang buying nothing. What the fuck is wrong with you people? But some are just couples showing off their Boyfriend & Girlfriend to the public. What the fuck sia you all thinking!
The Mats face will go like - “Hey I got a nice sexy girlfriend…. Then the other minute – Eh mat, why you keep looking at my girl, you sick ah!”
The Minahs will go like – “My boyfriend is so cool and handsome and terror with all the tattoos. Wow so cool. Then the other minute – Eh woman, why you keep looking at my guy? I am more jambu looking than you lah!” *Dirt off your shoulder* (Ceh Deh Bah.. Dah terror ni anak2.)
And this is the reason why I haven’t still visit the Geylang to buy certain stuffs. Cos I am so disgusted by all these funny creatures. Go to geylang as if got one fashion show and like want to sign up for dancing modeling competition.
I heard the Geylang is full of Mimpi Manis songs. Dangdut gelek! Mimpiku mimpi mimpi manis… Tu Mas Aldi jahat! Aku tak suka dia lagi! Desi & Tora very the cute. Lilis, lu nye muka mintak kena sepak lah, bodoh nye pompan, gi balik kat Mas Aldi buat apa! Gi lah kat Fajri! Dia kan dah berubah. Goblok Nye pompan!! Tu Linda & Rena muka macam brengset!
Hmmm… I think I will just settle for Woodlands Bazaar tonight to satisfy my cravings for Keropok Lekor, Ramli Special Beef Burger. 3 more days to go for Hari Raya! Woohoo! And I still haven’t get my menses when it suppose to come 3 days ago! WTF!!! Let me enjoy Hari Raya without crams, headaches can!!! So far, I only miss 2 days for this fasting month.
I am suppose to get my D80 last weekend. But I was too busy… Should I get it this Friday? Think Think Think…
I want to do temporary curl for my natural straight hair… Will I look like nyonya? I want big curls but my hair is not long enough.
Sorry today’s entry no pictures. Wait lah! I no mood lah!
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Yes girl. quite hilarious but its the fact! 
ehh i think big loose curls would loook DAMN hot on u!! go for it!
my hair is not long enough.. maybe i will just go for any curls which might suits me, if it turn out like F! i will just wash my hair then. i thought off doing hair extension and do big loose curls but im scared that my hair will be spoil cos its natural straight… someone please knock my head!!
my practice. not to go to geylang.
however, if really need to go, just to stay there for 30 mins – 1 hour.
my eyes, too, are very fragile to these sights.
apasal eh jadi gini. 10-20 years ago, takde pon such things like this.
on the other hand, i strongly feel u can for soft curls. tapi NOT those nonya kat pasar punya….!
sini kat my workplace got one nyonya with nyonya curls and she thinks she is hot and she claims that she is jessica alba.. hahahah!!! oooiii batal puasa beta…
ya lah geylang merepek ah… whenever i semangat nak pergi, but when i think back of all the people and the frustrations that im gonna face, i ended up not going…
Hi Yanni!
Been reading your blog 4 smtime.
Aniwae, wat u said is true lah bout the minahs. muka putih melepak…step jambu. tak faham sey…
yes, change of hair style is GOOD! trust me!! wahahahahhahahaha…
geylang is a good way to see all these ‘creatures’ parade with their styles, their ego and not forgetting, celebrating their youth, which most of them, are wasting it away….
but hey, kalau dorang happy, who can stop them, rite??? hehehehehe
how many times already you been to geylang? i wanted to tapi tak tersampai2… yalah who can stop them right… buat menyemak traffice je!
hey yanni! I received your comment at my blog. hehe! the business thing? I just liked what I saw reading from khairul’s blog, so I decide to promo a little bit. No big deal
and sure, you may link me up
Thanks for dropping by! Take care!
hello juni.
sure i will update my blog roll tonight.. now i curi curi leave comment. heheh…
btw, i also hate going to geylang due to the same reasons with the mats and minahs. but i’ve already went for the sake of my brother. hehe!
i think the stuffs are the same old shit lah… ok lah yanni, no need to feel left out then. heheh
sama uh! i’m not a fan of geylang. some people say, ‘tak sah kalau nak raya tapi tak ke geylang’. bullshit! maha bullshit. now i can see arab street is being flooded with the peeps you mentioned also. even if i have to go geylang, it will always be before 4pm. anytime after that, no-no.
anyway, geylang like so mendak lor. balik-balik itu-itu jugak. muka tu, muka tu jugak. nak dendeng? time tak raya pon ade (and i’m not talking about Bee Cheng Hiang)
haha
bee cheng hiang kaya tau, tak hari raya pon orang pon beli.. hahah! even if i have to go last minute, i think i will go before break fast time.
Hello. been always want to read your blog but this is the first time i have the chance to really read your blog. *heh.
Btw, I am totally agree with the entry. So irritating kan, these ppl? dun wanna grow up..*sigh
i think this will continue for as long as mats n minahs alive. heheh!!! sabar je lah kita.. thanks for dropping by.
yea i guess it’s best to avoid weekends or any nights in Geylang. Jam packed with people. Makciks, pakciks, datuks, neneks, abangs, kakaks, mats, minahs and so on.
Oh at times I realised that Ramadhan is like SMFM. Singapore Melayu Fashion Month. Wahhh all these people take so much effort to dress up to go geylang! Like going to some event like that. So much time ah!!???
Hahhahah!
confirm 2 3 hours the minahs get ready before geylang. think they will even soak themselves with parfum, spray themselves like crazy, bikin pening kepala. eyeshadow to the max, fake eye lashes and think lip color… edroos, why you can leave comment? asal bini kau tak boleh eh?
open house jangan lupa jemput beta eh, confirm sumpah kali ni aku turn up. sorry lah that night i cannot join buka puasa, ada important meeting lah bersama teni…
update your blog lah!!!
HRM..geylang is over-rated.. crowds= major hate..
i discovered this last time i went back to sg.. like OH MY FREAKING GOOOODNESS.. i went shopping.. i cudnt even shop.. because there was too many ppl.. jangan lah bawak me to geylang.. i will collapse.. hhahahahahaha.. but its true.. i miss all that nyummy food !!
Oh and not forgetting.. come my house for raya..hehe.. “theoretically visit” pun boleh lah..
you staying which country currently? best nye..
i live in australia.. come down one day!!. bring a band of bloggers.. and i be happy to show y’all around. ho ho ho.. oh what fun
another thing i dun get. pakai make up tebal2 gi geylang muka tak gatal ke? panas kan!
sometimes i see them like out of place. sooo funny…and sooo stupid..
Makeup sure cair punya. Mine already not so thick can cair because I can stand hot or crowded places.. what about them sia.. heheh
kekeke… awak nak duit rayaa… kekekeke.. meh meh meh, datang umah saya.. saya kasi awak meh.. kekekekekeke… so cute la the way you say it.. How I wish too our tradition can be like the chinese.. not married yet can still entitled to red/green packets! Kekekeke…
ya lah stress seh, aku yang nak kena kasi… for so many years already u know i never get.. hhhmmmppphh. jealous nye aku!!!
my husband said they all nie semer tgh menunaikan fardhu geylang…. hahahah
zuni you are married already??? serious ah? i thought you are single or maybe just attached u know… you look young!
look young eh… oh, thank you so much!! hahahah… i’m 25 already lah… n i just got married.. last dec..
i agree with you can?? Mimpi Manis tuuu..
wahh.. takleh angkat sei.. si Lilis tuu.. Bisu kapa siao. Abei si Aldi cam gitu jgak.. tak tau hal tros nak marah marah…. abei si bini dier tu ngan linda lagi satu sialan. cibei ah tengok…
geram sei tengok that sinetron rite now. program ngetop ke haper.
*cools down*
*breathes in and out*
tu ah, lilis tergamak seh nak nyanyi again just to help that bastard man who ditched her 18 years ago. dia lupa ke si desi tu anak dia… so the melampau. she really didnt realise what a terrible mistake she did.. i hate her now. cry baby. and always side the husband. kesian desi… im so sad for her… i heard that there will be mimpi manis 3 ah… i saw the poster at woodlands mrt just now.. green color poster.. confirm power…
aku bingit dengan si bodoh aldi, that hypocrie rena and linda… and also the stupid biatch lilis.. what a bitch man!!
better get the cam after raya, next pay day. sep duit sikit.
thats what i thought too. hari raya use a lot of money…
Hey yanni .. hahah kau ni kecoh arr blog pasal minah n tha mat… woohhooo aku totally agree dgn kau .. kalau kau turn geylang maner lah tahu kan .. aku ader kat joo chiat jaga kedai makcik aku … tkt 3 .. nak buka sesama dgn shidah pun tak kesampaian.. anyway aku jumpa kawan baik kau .. dia dtg kedai aku nak carik baju raya… guess who.. oh yah kawan baik shidah jugak .. tahu tahu lah ye
blood sister shida ke ? blood sister aku? dua2 nama dia rhyme sia… mana satu? dua2 kecik! dua2 mulut cam sia!!! yang dah kahwin ke yang belum kahwin!?
yang blum kahwin lah … haha .. yang paling jambu tu kat Yishun Sec ..
oh si detu… yang cakap dia yang paling jambu and banyak orang nak dia.. sampai abang aku pon nak dia… mana2 nya jantan nampak dia, nak kan dia.. ahahahah!!! berangan siak, tak tau malu sia…
biasalah, mat-minah tu datang saja nak cari pasal/gaduh.
dorang takda kerja thats why cari kerja penyakit kat geylang. tu kan temporary headquarters dorang every year of puasa..
I wrote something in ma blog…gi tengok la ye… hehe!
hahahah siow lu… kau relink ni ratna – http://www.herewith-yanni.com/2007/10/09/you-go-geylang-already-me-not-yet
Hi Yanni, kinda like ur entry here…very true about the Mats & Minahs…hahaha…
Sorry dear, i have no blog tho… do email me if you don’t mind me adding u as a contact in my FB… hope to hear from u soon….
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