Urgent!!

Anybody knows any good private driving instructor? I am under Class 3 Auto. Anywhere around West or North side? Someone who can speak proper English. Someone who answer my questions and concern relevantly. Someone who don’t have a short tongue. Someone who knows the difference between each Alphabetics. Someone who really want to teach and not doing it only for the sake of money! Quick, let me know asap.

My driving instructor is a KNN CB. He just want to make money, that’s all he care. I engaged for his service to teach me but he got someone else (whom I belief is not a qualified licensed instructor) to teach me last Saturday. He doesn’t know how to speak English and he speak Malay like fark. He got short tongue and I farking don’t understand what is he trying to teach me. His age is around 60 plus. So can you imagine an APEK who got short tongue who only knows how to speak Mandarin or Hokkien dialect teaching me how to do parking? So how the hell am I suppose to learn? And my TP is in late February. If I continue with them, I am going to get IMMEDIATE FAILURE sia.

It’s Auto, it’s damn easy and If I know, I would have just engage under school instead of private. It’s either I am slow (which I don’t think so cos I know I am a fast learner) or these 2 instructors are just driving me nuts!

UNCLE CHEN - ah lu lengok sini?

ME – Huh!

UNCLE CHEN – lu gi ‘G’ sekalang!

ME – (While looking at the gears, where sia G?) And I told him, Where got G!?

UNCLE CHEN – Haiya, sini sini, lu sudah de-live (drive) manyak, lu tak tahu apa tu ‘G’? (Then he pointed me ‘D’)

ME - Oh! Ini bukan ‘G’, ini ‘D’!!! (In my heart, G bapak kau bodoh!)

We were doing parking, he bloody pissed me off and on that day it was my first day of Menstrual, guess what happened. The way he taught me as if I am one dumb bimbo. And No, it’s not him being the idiot. It was as if I am the idiot who know nuts.