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Urgent!!

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Anybody knows any good private driving instructor? I am under Class 3 Auto. Anywhere around West or North side? Someone who can speak proper English. Someone who answer my questions and concern relevantly. Someone who don’t have a short tongue. Someone who knows the difference between each Alphabetics. Someone who really want to teach and not doing it only for the sake of money! Quick, let me know asap.

My driving instructor is a KNN CB. He just want to make money, that’s all he care. I engaged for his service to teach me but he got someone else (whom I belief is not a qualified licensed instructor) to teach me last Saturday. He doesn’t know how to speak English and he speak Malay like fark. He got short tongue and I farking don’t understand what is he trying to teach me. His age is around 60 plus. So can you imagine an APEK who got short tongue who only knows how to speak Mandarin or Hokkien dialect teaching me how to do parking? So how the hell am I suppose to learn? And my TP is in late February. If I continue with them, I am going to get IMMEDIATE FAILURE sia.

It’s Auto, it’s damn easy and If I know, I would have just engage under school instead of private. It’s either I am slow (which I don’t think so cos I know I am a fast learner) or these 2 instructors are just driving me nuts!

UNCLE CHEN - ah lu lengok sini?

ME – Huh!

UNCLE CHEN – lu gi ‘G’ sekalang!

ME
– (While looking at the gears, where sia G?) And I told him, Where got G!?

UNCLE CHEN – Haiya, sini sini, lu sudah de-live (drive) manyak, lu tak tahu apa tu ‘G’? (Then he pointed me ‘D’)

ME
- Oh! Ini bukan ‘G’, ini ‘D’!!! (In my heart, G bapak kau bodoh!)

We were doing parking, he bloody pissed me off and on that day it was my first day of Menstrual, guess what happened. The way he taught me as if I am one dumb bimbo. And No, it’s not him being the idiot. It was as if I am the idiot who know nuts.

Till there’s one point, I braked hard and I told him off, “Saya tak faham lu punya cakap melayu, lu suruh gua pusing kiri bila gua tengah reverse, gua gi kiri ah! Mana gua tahu lu punya maksud suruh gua drive ke depan dan pusing steering ke kiri! Lu kalau ajar berbual tak betul dan mahu marah-marah, mana gua boleh belajar!”

In English it means – “I don’t understand what the hell you are talking about. I am in reverse mode, when you asked me to turn my steering to the left, I go to the left lah! How the hell should I know you want me to drive to the front and turn the steering to the left?! If you don’t know how to speak properly and want to scold, how the hell should I learn?!”

He kept his bloody mouth shut and I told him we just call it off and don’t waste anymore time. I told him I will contact Mr Ong and will let him know that I do not want to use them anymore. But I haven’t do it yet cos that bloody Mr Ong is another idiot which I have to face. He always never answer your question. If I ask him about A, he will answer Z. I really don’t have the tolerance to talk to these idiots.

 
 
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67 Responses to “Urgent!!”

  1. Putera Emas says:

    hahaha… aba lu malah-malah ar? lilek ar. :razz:

  2. Uncle Swan says:

    hahahahahahahah…reading this post gives me stomach cramps due to excessive laughter. lain kali ah, seblum lu pergi driving ah , lu jgn lupa record apa tu uncle cakap ok. then ah , besok hari ah lu boleh post kat blog lu. kasi gua ketawa lagi mah! kekekekekekekekekkkeekekekekekkekekekekekekek

  3. Diana Hairul says:

    hahahaha..sia ah adik..i was laughing like mad you know reading this entry of yours.. hahahaha..kekek sia…

  4. Putera Emas says:

    nanti i ask my friend who took private one. Last time i took school one lor.

  5. uncle sha says:

    oh boy … this is a problem

    hope you find one!

    eh got another uncle here. hi uncle swan, uncle sha here

    • yanni says:

      ya lah a big problem… you know anyone or not?

      arrrghhhhhhh you all not answering my question. gue mau nangis sekalang!!!

      uncle chen, uncle swan and uncle sha… you all eating my head lah… hahaha!!!

  6. Marl says:

    private one always like dat la yanni..take school one lerr..

    (yay! i finally get to do this! chet..)

    • yanni says:

      yah finally cos i deleted the christina aguilera theme cos that one the comment ada problem sikit cos i dont know how to fix it yet and shah busy lah to help me figure out… :grin:

      huh tapi kan dah terlambat nak go through school… my TP date is under Private so tak boleh kan…

      DEAR LADIES N GENTLEMEN,

      Please never ever go for private if you dont know any good private instructor… Damn it!!!

      ask around for me can marl. nanti you let me know k.

  7. nurul says:

    hey dear!

    what good timing, i’m on the lookout for one, too. well, my cuz recommended me this particular guy, and she assures me he speaks good english. cuz i told her if malay-speaking, it’ll prolly take me 10secs to comprehend anythin, hehh.

    aniwae, i’ll email you his contact details shortly. but eh, i can’t give any guarantee on his standard of teaching, though my cuz says he’s relli gd. i myself am most probably gona engage him soon, but i haven’t book test date tau. 1 question: If i haven’t started any prac lessons, i can’t book the test yet rite?

    =)

    • yanni says:

      as long as you dah pass final theory and you got a pdl, you can book for your tp date already. go quick and book. else the date will be so long. i heard its now in sept. dunno lah, thats what i heard.

      ok email me the details ok. thank you nurul!!! at last ada jugak yang kasi recommendation. yang lain only know how to laugh.. hahahah!! padan muka aku.. always laugh at ppl, now ppl laughing thru comments… chet! :mrgreen:

  8. miss ima says:

    Like OMG!..

    just your luck to be getting him my dear Yanni..
    Hopefully someone can help you coz I do not really have contacts.
    I done mine with school and I passed it at first attempt even though
    I spent a bit more on the lessons and etc.

    All the best babe. Im sure someone out there can help you!

    COME ON GUYS/GIRLS… help her now!
    Give contacts for her to check upon.. :)

  9. Putera Emas says:

    kk.. try this apek Peter… no 97806063. my friend’s instructor 4 years ago. You’re lucky if he still use that numbers.

  10. eyeshack says:

    i know this doesn’t help much…

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

    seriously this is funny! apek lidah pendek..siak uhh!

  11. dayah says:

    :lol: hahahahaha. the whole conversation really cracks me up.

    yanni. but why dun you get Class 3 manual? at least u can drive both.

    well, too bad most of the instructors are apeks..
    previously, i got an indian guy as my instructor. quite a good instructor but cheated me alot of my money..

    haiz.

  12. teddY says:

    Hey Yanni sorry to hear about your terrible experience with that annoying driving instructor who can’t even pronounce D and G properly! That was one hilarious display of his stupidity :razz:

  13. za says:

    hi. you may wanna try encik sidek – 96918511.

    he’s a nice elderly. very patient and nice.

    i did school but my refresher course was with him. he was recommended by my bf and a couple of friends who did their lessons with him.

    im not too sure he’s doin west/north because im located in the east. if he doesnt, maybe you should explain your situation and perhaps, he might be able to help.

    good luck yar! ;)

  14. Lysa says:

    helo yanni
    klakar ar ure enry :shock:

    lagik klakar is e comments by ure readers :lol:
    i laugh sampai my headache da baik tau!!

    i will ask around 4 u kay abt e private instructor.
    kecian u.

    hope all goes well 4 u soon….

    • Yanni says:

      yup do ask me around for auto instructor yang boleh teach around west to north. cos my tp is at bbdc on 22 february, so i just need to update nric number for the instructor… else…. i dont know what to do but to change tp date again..

  15. Em says:

    Salaams.

    Dah dapat ke belum?The instructor?

  16. Yanni says:

    i havent call yet. tomorrow i will call all of them. you have one to recommend?

  17. filah says:

    hi hi yanni !

    i hv one instructor which i can recommend. he taught me back in 2003

    if u interested,nanti u email i okie??

  18. Yanni says:

    can! please email me. thank you filah.

  19. Fai says:

    i’ve passed my TP!!!! just last week. Yes! yes! yes!! Hahahahahaha

    ok i know im bad. I used to enrol under private candidate. but not for long. One of the reason was because i heard most of the instructors are all apek2 tua. and very leceh cause u have to find on your own. but anyway, all the best!

  20. yati says:

    sori.. 1 more thg. school is a waste of time n money. and Mr Soh teach manual. so i dunno if he can teach u. heh.

  21. sasha says:

    hahahah i’ve been reading your page for quite sometime.
    ur entries are very entertaining! lol.
    my eldest bro is a driving instructor in ssdc, i’ll try and ask him when he gets back!
    takecare~

    • yanni says:

      hooray! can you help me ask him whether if private candidate can convert to school but stick to the same tp date? my tp date is at bbdc on 22 february in the morning. thanks for dropping by! let me know. im so desperate.

  22. nad says:

    hi yanni, just bloghopping…

    when i see Mr Ong was ur instructor…is he driving a mitsubishi lancer? if yes, then he’s my instructor also hahaah

    • yanni says:

      hello nad, haha, he is driving toyota vios currently. used to be toyota corolla. its not the same one. :)

      • ani says:

        oh my god!……i just had 2 lesson….same name & car……is ur pick up pt at gombk mrt???? 1st lesson with mr toh…d 2nd with mr ong……i tot i will get a fixed instructor if im into pte…….my test is in mid march….but d instructor not pushing me 4 lesson & dat makes me so kanchiong

  23. [...] 4. I hope I will pass tomorrow’s test. At last you know… 5. I like my current private driving instructor – Tony Yio Chu Kang – I strongly recommends him! Leave me a comment to get his contact details. 6. [...]

  24. Lynn K says:

    Hi dear, I am in desperate need of a private instructor…my current instructor is very JIALAT!!!! Ah pek also..terrible man..am taking auto. Can’t stand his smelly and messy car…everytime i step into his car..I felt groggy…like seriously!!! He cant really speak proper english and he charge me $50 even for non peak hours ( bucks for 90 mins)….also very pelat!!!!!! LOL.

    U blakeeeeeeee..blakeeeeeeee..why neber blakeeeeeee…. roflmao

    P/S: I’ve been an avid silent reader of ur blog..keep it up sweets…gd luck for ur test.

  25. winter says:

    i am learning manual. which instructor at BB is good? i thought of changing mine. he always tell me judge myself, if i can judge, i need him to teach for what? really bloody angry!

  26. [...] took me one year plus to get my driving license! Look at these 2 ‘U’ entries – Urgent and this entry [...]

  27. kei says:

    Hi there,
    came across your site while searching for pte driving instructors at yck area. mind passing your instructor’s contact to me?
    thanks!

    regards,
    kei

  28. shuqi says:

    hi,

    i chanced upon ur site while searching for a private instructor.Previously i failed my TP once, and i had this instructor who speaks super broken english and i cant really understand what he’s saying. i’m looking for a good driving instructor who speaks good english, teaches auto car. i’m still not sure whther i shd take my test at BBDC or ubi. Ubi is actually too far for me since my sch is at boonlay.but i heard there is better. Is it possible that u pass me ur instructor’s contact number, either by here or my email? Thanks a lot!

    regards,
    shuqi

    • yanni says:

      hmmm, mine i pass is at yck. i think they are moving to woodlands already for the school. mine is private. his name is tony – even all the TP testers know that he is the best instructor, he wont scold you and he teach the right technique.

      his number is 96498609. he knows me by the name of siti. 3 of my friends pass 1st time through him.

  29. adikk says:

    hey.. i chanced upon yr blog while lookin for instructors… got me laffing there… and i guessed uve passed??

    anyway, noted Mr Tony…..

    Thanks anyway.

  30. adikk says:

    oh btw, does Mr Tony teach Manual??

  31. fungi says:

    HI Yanni

    Thanks for sharing your experiences.

    I also chanced upon your website while looking for a good pte instructor for auto at SSDC. I suspect we had the same ah pek instructor with short tongue and can’t speak English.

    I will be contacting Tony today and hope to be able to work something out.

    Cheers.

  32. Xk says:

    hi yanni, just bloghopping…

    is the Mr Ong under regent driving service??????

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