Anybody knows any good private driving instructor? I am under Class 3 Auto. Anywhere around West or North side? Someone who can speak proper English. Someone who answer my questions and concern relevantly. Someone who don’t have a short tongue. Someone who knows the difference between each Alphabetics. Someone who really want to teach and not doing it only for the sake of money! Quick, let me know asap.

My driving instructor is a KNN CB. He just want to make money, that’s all he care. I engaged for his service to teach me but he got someone else (whom I belief is not a qualified licensed instructor) to teach me last Saturday. He doesn’t know how to speak English and he speak Malay like fark. He got short tongue and I farking don’t understand what is he trying to teach me. His age is around 60 plus. So can you imagine an APEK who got short tongue who only knows how to speak Mandarin or Hokkien dialect teaching me how to do parking? So how the hell am I suppose to learn? And my TP is in late February. If I continue with them, I am going to get IMMEDIATE FAILURE sia.

It’s Auto, it’s damn easy and If I know, I would have just engage under school instead of private. It’s either I am slow (which I don’t think so cos I know I am a fast learner) or these 2 instructors are just driving me nuts!

UNCLE CHEN - ah lu lengok sini?

ME - Huh!

UNCLE CHEN - lu gi ‘G’ sekalang!

ME - (While looking at the gears, where sia G?) And I told him, Where got G!?

UNCLE CHEN - Haiya, sini sini, lu sudah de-live (drive) manyak, lu tak tahu apa tu ‘G’? (Then he pointed me ‘D’)

ME - Oh! Ini bukan ‘G’, ini ‘D’!!! (In my heart, G bapak kau bodoh!)

We were doing parking, he bloody pissed me off and on that day it was my first day of Menstrual, guess what happened. The way he taught me as if I am one dumb bimbo. And No, it’s not him being the idiot. It was as if I am the idiot who know nuts.

Till there’s one point, I braked hard and I told him off, “Saya tak faham lu punya cakap melayu, lu suruh gua pusing kiri bila gua tengah reverse, gua gi kiri ah! Mana gua tahu lu punya maksud suruh gua drive ke depan dan pusing steering ke kiri! Lu kalau ajar berbual tak betul dan mahu marah-marah, mana gua boleh belajar!”

In English it means - “I don’t understand what the hell you are talking about. I am in reverse mode, when you asked me to turn my steering to the left, I go to the left lah! How the hell should I know you want me to drive to the front and turn the steering to the left?! If you don’t know how to speak properly and want to scold, how the hell should I learn?!”

He kept his bloody mouth shut and I told him we just call it off and don’t waste anymore time. I told him I will contact Mr Ong and will let him know that I do not want to use them anymore. But I haven’t do it yet cos that bloody Mr Ong is another idiot which I have to face. He always never answer your question. If I ask him about A, he will answer Z. I really don’t have the tolerance to talk to these idiots.



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