A Battle with my greatest F.E.A.R

Current Mood: Alarmed & Angry

It’s the blardy cockroach! Bloody Pest! This morning! While I was getting ready for work. (YES, I was rushing!) I saw a BIG black ugly fat cockroach crawling from outside to my room window. My eyes are that sharp! There was no one at home, only my cats. The cats in my room are hopeless. They only look at the bloody cockroach, none of them try to catch it, let alone kill it.

Bloody hell, I don’t even have the guts to even hold the insecticide, to aim and kill it. I feel like ignoring the cockroach and just leave the house. My mind was racing and within few seconds, I was already imagining a lot of things. I kept thinking to myself: What if I sleep tonight and it crawl on me? What if the cockroach hides under my blanket? What if the cockroach hides in my closet between my nighties? How! How! Ewww… Fark! Why am I born to be scared of a bloody cockroach?

So, I have decided! I sprint to my mom’s room, grabbed that disgusting insecticide (a picture of the cockroach at the bottle!), rushed back to my room, switched off the fan, went a big closer to the bloody cockroach, aim at the bloody cockroach (2 metres away), wanted to close my eyes but I open my eyes in case it fly or run away and I angrily spray at the bloody cockroach. At the same time, I was jumping and screaming my lungs off, my cats freaked out and they ran away (tak boleh harap nye cheetah!!!). The bloody fark cockroach ran away to the door. Fark! How am I going to get out of the room if the cockroach is waiting right in front of the door! Fark! Fark! I started spraying at it again until it flipped its freaking ugly body and within a minute, the cockroach died. YA FARKER, you have to die in front of the door. I grabbed my bag and do a freaking LONG JUMP and leave the house. No, I am not going to pick it up. And I am not entering the house till someone threw that freaking farker away. What a day to start!

P.S: 1st time sia I kill a cockroach. Now I wonder how I did that on my own. I normally will run for my life and never return… Shit!